This is probably the umpteenth repost of this on the internet, but I just can’t get over how funny (and true) it is! 😆
So here it is, the top 10 reasons you should date a scientist!
10 – The world revolves around Scientists, we know how everything works!
9 – We are over-exposed to latex and have become very tolerable
8 – We are “Oh so smart” you’ll never be mentally bored with us… So you wanna know why your poo is brown?
7 – All this thinking we do is terribly draining, so we like to be physically challenged & EXPERIMENT too!
6 – There’s no need to see a doctor when you’re with us, we’ve seen & tested just about every bacterial disease there is!
5 – We’re physiologically knowledgeable, if you’re unhappy about a physical feature, we can Genetically Modify YOU
4 – We can hook you up with all the essential party goods… dry ice, Eppie bombs and a shit load of combustible materials. What more could you want?
3 – We look extremely cute in our white lab coats, especially when we wear nothing underneath
2 – You will sound just as smart as us if you say you’re dating a Scientist!
1 – Because if you leave us, we’ll willingly use you as a lab rat & inject a virus in you